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Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?

White people stole jazz, rock 'n roll, Will Smith, and heart disease! Jack: Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea; it's great synergy. He met a woodland ape, or sasquatch, and, despite its dangerous message of environmentalism, became his friend. Jack: I don't know, but I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal. [sings] You take a hotdog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza - You got Cheesy Blasters! It was 1994, and I was ice climbing when I fell into a crevasse and hurt my leg.

It's like when Adrien Brody kissed Halle Berry at the Oscars! Uh, your credit card called; they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk. Jack: Lemon - there was once a great American named George Henderson. But he did it because it was the right thing to do. Most of that time has been spent coming up with a hip, edgy name for the product, something that will appeal to the marketing Holy Trinity - college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals. Donaghy, I know you said only interrupt you if was very important, but Tishonda from Time Warner Cable is on the phone, and she's offering three free months of Showtime, but we have to act now! Liz: Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man. You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids.

We wish he was more like his well-known We hope Alec has better luck in love with his much younger wife Hilaria than he did with first wife Kim Basinger.

Alec, maybe you should be taking some of Jack Donaghy's love lessons this time around.

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